live like you're dying

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother



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